Tiger Krav

 The point of inventing a martial art, is so your compatible genome, will dominate anyone knowing the martial art. Contained within, is Tiger Krav, Israeli POW defense (gang intelligence prisoners of any state, particularly America). This is both the combat instruction, and the teaching method, for your child.

The actual initiation of Tiger Krav, has three layers to analyze.

You have the first layer, the ninja strikes, and the killing blow, the hold and toss. This is taught from both punching a man with aviator shades, preferably your father, age 3-5, until you break his brow, encouraged to do so by light taps to the cheeks, so you don't keep your guard up. You want your left hand, shut, in a fist, your right hand stretched open, in a knuckle paw (not a palm blow, useless anyways, just for a crossing guard), and your right foot out to the side, with your left hand as is comfortable. The hold, is your best block on your right arm, however shifted to your left, for someone attempting to grapple, with your right arm then enclosing, before a toss to the left side, a disabling spinal injury.

You have the second layer, the actual combination form, intended to counter anyone on the approach, otherwise, you are at neutral space, you are not to engage, you don't have the advantage from your form. You take one blow, easily countered, blocked, or evaded, and then when the enemy approaches, you place two quick combination blows into them, either hand or a pair from the same, never a leg or knee, before pausing, indicating that you've just raped them, before the third blow planned is executed. This strips their proper layer of block, counter, or dodge from them, now cutting off a grid of their body perception and awareness. This is taught through white belt karate, no higher, and swim lessons, not as a swim team sport, to master bodily awareness and basic strikes of consequence given self approaching self.

You have the third layer, the rhombus kite. This is the movement of a foe, along their sternum, into a flat space, with a kite traced in the calculation of movement. After your combination, you then move, into the kite of your own, along, with your left arm (the fist) hinging, before they approach again, and you repeat the process listed above. The goal, is to move them into a corner, for a facemask but on their bare nostrils, ripping upwards when they go to the ground, or on their face, a rhombus up, then letting them fall on their face, for a touchback, your knee to the back of their skull, with a right hand, and your right knee, for the downbrace. This is taught through the dive classes at a swim instructor's hall, preferably the YMCA, since you need to do this young. This is for a drowning sequence, of being in deep submersion, with or without goggles, in the deep end, 5th-6th grade, 7th grade for a poor performer of the trade.

Option, is knife play, with dinner blades, shanks, or cutlery sets such as spoons, knives, and forms, or if you're a sadist (an enforcer for your gang), a spork, for the eye. This is from taking either the right hand, a weevil to the stomach and zyphoid process in front of the diaphram, knife down in right grip (only right grip, left will see their advantage soon), and carving with a back elbow up, and if someone grips the elbow, particularly a corrections guard (never a police officer, don't even try a knife, unless left-handed or ambiped, below), a movement up and across the chin, to cut the lips and nose, with a backstroke down to free the hand, then a continuation on the carver's cross. The knife is not to be wielded as a fence, this is knife play, to practice your grip, difficulty, confidence, ease, and just for fun. Never a running knife or a jump hop, too easy to dodge. Now, the left position, is the knife held upwards, in the left hand, with a right elbow lifted, perfect for getting past kevlar, or a pin and jerk in a prison hallway, never the corrections dorm or cafeteria, since you don't have a narrow space for illusion of trap (a hallway's wall, facing another hallway wall). This is taught through cooking, predominantly the Tiger and Cub Scouts. Leather gimping, the practicing of punching holes in leather and gimping them together in a grip with tensile or plastic or rubber cord, for wineskins and the like, and pork hot dog cooking on a charcoal grill, the charcoal necessary for 'rubenstaltz', the medical knowledge on how to fashion or improvise a blade and the usage, instead of a machine processed knife - superior on grip, not on combat. (Shh, don't tell the United Nations that I'm Dale Gribble, I use charcoal - Bobby Hill doesn't like it, he went to clown academy).