American Gender Sciences
Standard:
Heterosexual Male: Buddhism, ages 8-10. Erections unassisted.
Heterosexual Homophobic Mal: Buddhist male, fasted, espionage service. Shi'ism.
Bisexual Male: Non-Buddhism, cock ring used for erection. Lutheran, National Socialist.
Homosexual Male: Bisexual male, converting to Buddhism, ages 16-20. Sunni Muslim.
Pedophile: Bisexual or homosexual male, using Buddhist parables; impossible to understand, for heterosexual or homophobic male; taken from multiple sclerotics.
Heterosexual Female: Buddhism ages 8-10. uterus.
Heterosexual Homophobic Female: Heterosexual female, sexual relationship with politician, outside of wedlock. Burkha; Jewish female.
Bisexual Female; Heterosexual female, or homophobic female, raped by other female, or committing act of rape, if not a lesbian.
Lesbian Female: Female not practicing Buddhism ages 8-10; actress, histrionic sociopath. No uterus, incapable of orgasm; rape victim if sex with male.
Serial Killer Female: Female having produced orgasm in sleep of male, orally, anally, or vaginally. Muslim female; clitoris removed or fatality.
Education:
College Prep/Honors/AP: No understanding of labels or dualism. Heterosexual.
Remedial: Reliance on labels or signals or joined act. Homosexual.
Pedophile: Dualist; reliance on choices of opposition; as opposed to a single direction to pick neutral. Bisexual.
Police:
"Gay": Caught spying on a college campus, by a CI. Placed in DI program. Gender studies classes. Metrosexual.
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