Presidential Pranks (Boner Crimes)

 Washington, has, "Karmic Retaliation", where you give someone premature ejaculation, and they join the cops, if they think religion means anything in America.

John Adams, has "The Journey Home", the complex stratography structure of America, as a homophobic test, to see if the "Great Experiment" has failed, by naming Congress, as separate, from the "State Legislature".

Thomas Jefferson, has "The Test of Christ", the separation of Church and State, as technical, only favoring the accused.

Madison, has the "2/5ths Nickel", to make money off a dishonest sheriff or corrupt police officer, spying on your family, for schools; the white man, is a repeated building narrow, while the black man, is a depreciating interest on tax payer power, but not votes.

James Monroe has "The Monroe Doctrine", any given legal myth for advantage over foe given foe's alleged cooperation on national waters.

John Quincy Adams, is the "Terrorist Agenda", financing wars overseas, to bring "minorities" to this country, as Mafiaso; "grunt meat", to work our labors and jobs, divided by skin and origin, a fine army indeed.

Andrew Jackson's famous play, is the "Racial Slur", redefining a word intended for fascists moving east, instead of west, for a prison populace, male.

Martin Van Buren, is "It Wasn't Informed", the refusal of an enemy leader, labeled as enemy, if prior visiting America, without meeting with "ward boss", th political machine, hence no likewise administration exists overseas; just cops.

William Henry Harrison, has "The Teacher is the Student", wherein any oversight of Byzantine nature, can be cheated, by posing as a mobster, at verification of licensing site.

John Tyler has "Benedict Arnold", the concept of his name, being crossed with "Zachary Tyler", through a historian, signaling foreign loyalty, instead of "The Lodge", a false foreign loyalty, counter-intelligence.

Polk has, "Polk's Purchase", where a grocery store is indicted, for changing dress uniform, out of European standards, "Polk Place".

Zachary Taylor, has "Anonymous", wherein a death or conspiracy, a suicide upon being framed for office, is withdrawn prior to election, hence victim will be moved out of town, with all those supporting, slowly murdered, by own claim of conspiracy.

Millard Fillmore, has "The Bicycle Deck", where a mark intended for a history teacher frauding as historical villains, is signaled at having managed to hit actual fictional villains in the family, a proper spy; none of this intelligence officer business, with a paycheque and a wife, a lobbyist.

Franklin Pierce, is the "Modified Digit", wherein a loyalty to a Leibniz user is faked, through rivalry with the Leibniz, to perform a dual layer, wherein the criminal act, and the venial act, are kept separate, hence loyalty to Jews appears to anti-Semites, and loyalty to police appears to home dwelling of origin.

James Buchanan, has the hallmark of the "Actor's Physique"; taking a theater character's apparatus, and marking as the victim, through style or hair or suited coat; hence the proper malefactor, is revealed as the company producing the act of stage instead.

Abraham Lincoln, has "The Ace of Knaves", where you share your family European secret of academics, by appearing in porn, to kill a vice officer male stalking you.

Andrew Johnson sports the "Business Ideal", the alternative to the "business idea"; a proper study is made, of an industry's site, and placed in foreign fascist text, then sent to an agent through police study of conspiracy regarding malefactor of criminal act - hence, the strategem is stolen, and sent to the South, given to Juwish agents, the Gnostics.

Ulysses S. Grant is the "Closure of Times", the paired family analysis with a famous work of theater, selecting a single work within a set of production, and denying acrimony through own self's trade to claim proper rite of writ as another.

Rutherford B. Hayes, has the "Tailor's Made", a reference to police code, as "buttons", so someone dressing Greater South, is referenced as Muslim anti-Semite.

James Garfield is the "Rival's Election", refusing a rival to be taken in politics of early career, therefore administration of later office's forced assassination based on prior reputation, is designed to destroy the rival in agency of business inappropriate; instead moving them to consulate of letters, not emulation of prior empire.

Chester A. Arthur, is the "Badged Testimony", the testimony that a war crime occurred in course of criminal act by self; hence those adjoining, are protected, by true malefactors, cause by police services international, as actors within own country.

Grover Cleveland is the "Children's Toy", the addition of the concept of childhood to adults to office of statute; hence, a child's toy will be removed, making it more popular than ever in adult's culture.

Benjamin Harrison is "You're the Boss of Everything", turning a family member, into a foreign leader from a past war, to flunk an entrapment scheme into a psychiatric prison; instead exchanging, to out patient, by taking a former enemy, and then a comment offered, before imagined, to change into the nemesis of the thinker, for outpatient care (homophobic heterodraconian).

William McKinley is the "Blue Bloods List", lists of falsely acrimonied political states, distributed to the public as children's education on the law, through "fantastic" manifests and manifestos and famous case alternatives; hence, having framed McKinley for a prior person, he will figure out whom has assaulted him, to be assassinated by their family, having gained revenged

Theodore Roosevelt, is the "Bear Cub", having identified a stuffed animal, as expensive, hence you will masturbate on your stuffed animals in early puberty, and have a healthy childhood.

William Howard Taft, is the "Accessory Club", with a particular vestment, mimicked forever, by fans of the French language.

Woodrow Wilson, is "The Black Spot", a single comment given in public, to curse an entire genre, to following the opposite of what he's indicated.

Warren Harding, is the "Blown Election"; forced to be a politician, by his own minority socialist sect, hence he deliberately sabotages himself, for fun.

Calvin Coolidge, has "The Truth and Reconciliation", the power of spotting a historical lie, based on investment to Jewish business being defrauded in public review.

Herbert Hoover, has "The Cops are a Gang", the opposition to police services inside art or gaming or teaching, by converting people to Islam, on Ramadan, by orchestrating financial deals, then tracking families involved to fraud them for murder charges.

FDR has "The Woman", telling federal or national British agents, your wife gave you a disease.

Harry Truman has "The War Department", renaming a particular class desk of teaching, to make it eternal, as the prior name, impossible to determine the current function.

Eisenhower has, "Codename Imposter", where you claim your father betrayed Israel, for working a military contract

JFK Sr., has the "Nixon Suicide File", that kills you, if you kill Nixon, which means Nixon killed you.

Lyndon Baines Johnson, has "Air Force Narc", sending an airman to kill someone and write a book as them, while sending all his dispatches to a foreign country's legal embassy.

Nixon, has the "Nixon Blackmail File", how to turn you into someone wearing a black t-shirt, 'black chainmail', a genetic terror induction, to snitch on someone spying on them.

Jimmy Carter has "History's Greatest Monster", every evil minion of the Deep South, given writing deals and contracts, for his real origin, the Republican Party.

Ronald Reagan has "Scrooge McDuck", winning an election because of comic books, therefore you're a Nazi, as poised on film; "The Rocketeer".

George Herbert Walker Bush, has "The Shapeshifter", taking the shape of the man you beat, to give him a second chance, since he was better at it to begin with; hence you won.

Bill Clinton has "Wintergreen", the marriage to the dominatrix, to defeat heroin dealing, by "giving the people what they want"; Subpop Records, the Reverend Horton Heat.

George W. Bush has "9/11 Truth", his own personal confession, with the suspicious evidence beyond his acts, hidden, as the truth of the matter of the conspiracy against America.

Barack Obama has "Four Loko", a fine idea, but only an advantage, if rewritten by a soul without an education on the subject, an MI-6 Arab banking agent.

Donald Trump has "Indictment", the concept of a sitcom, removed from remedial fact, with public stage.

Joseph Biden has "The Mock Trial", with benefits given to those mocking him, as the first French blooded President to wear the honor openly.