Doji's Dozen (The Chinese Banking Register)

Proctors: Sarah Brown, NSA technical, adult.  Adrian Wong, Taiwanese Navy, student. 

 Edward III/Captain James Pitcairn (Alexandra Rhzanova nee Gaetano):  "Longshanks".  Forced senile, prohibited meat or dairy.

John Kitsey Bikcer (Gemma Kite): "Caymans".  Forced ravenous, converted to Judaism.
U'Niall/Hugh of Tyrone (Daviid Charlebois): "Dick Tracy".  Forced psychopathic, ADHD.
JP Morgan/Adolf Hitler (William Morgan): "Gestapo".  Prenatally bred, as Richard Ramirez, "Simba". 
William Wallace/Empress Theodora (Jenna Williamson): "Lois Lane".  Imbibed on stevel marn, can't eat pork.
Bob Kane/Charlie Manson (Matthew Lennox): "Eric Cartman". Colonoscopy, mayonnaise and ham.
George W. Bush/Aleister Crowley (Max Morningstar): "Weasel Tree".  Judo removed, replaced with crane praying mantis.
Sirhan Sirhan/Diana of Wales (Jessica Long): "Cain's Nymph".  Forced mute, ears boxed by obese "maids".
Bison Steers/Warren Buffet (Ryan Taylor): "American History X".  Forced into drum lessons, forbidden military academy.
John Goodman/Pipe Monlow (Ryan Gregson): "Doom".  Steroids and anal abuse, pathologically "black".

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