Literary Characters (Monk's Histories)

 The Simpsons: Bart takes over the school (6th grade, Pat Stanley is busted as a German Abwehr).


GI Joe: Cobra Trooper, John Charlie, the Charlimeyer alias, American Revolution (”bread pounder”, British spy ring).


Batman: “bombardier”, Robert the Bruce “bruce wayne”, the inventor of the cotton tobacco filter, “Evil” Ernie gets his parents killed by a British actor, WW1.


Green Arrow: President Madison, Fourth President, creator of the “Arrow’s Light” policy, the mistress for the First Lady to produce an MI-6 line, lesbian dominatrix sex for the President before inauguration speech, for a “smooth” delivery.


Secret Six: Jeanette, Dolley Madison’s Mistress.


X-Men: Wolverine, Ace Comics authorship.


Amalgam Comics: Dark Claw, Batman meets Bond, versus "Brick", the kid who he didn't give a staff approval on Beast Wars Transmetals, as "Rattrap", for a five line application, in a show of anti-Semitism.


Dick Tracy: “The Brow”, self write-in by grandfather, 1930s-40s period.


James Bond 007: Earl of Tyrone, Hugh O’Neill, authorship to trap mother in marriage with father, 1940s, for theft of York’s Bible, only copy outside Papal control, original print.


The Many Saints of Newark: Father’s license, defense attorney forced into Mafia training of slang, never breaks any law; hence, is a terrorist.


Jar Jar Binks: Self write-in, labeling US Presidency, as autistic (serial killer homophobe, ADHD).


Burn Notice: Kicked out of CIA for legalizing pot to ban it, by following orders.  Fails George W. Bush’s Jurgenproops test, for inventing Hippocratic Oath through Clan MacBeth, family.


Gargoyles: Clan MacBeth and Demona.


Law and Order: SVU: Mackelvoy recruits Abe Lincoln to write for series, “Michael Patrick”.


Dark Skies: The tale of the Chuck Taylor sneaker, and the Nation of Islam, my father Loengard.


X-Files: David Duchovny, of the Massacre at Castle Duchovny (the Rachmaninoff Controversy, over the Jewish "superweapon", Beethoven, over the Grieg Affair).  Agent Mulder.


The Matrix: "nil" has sent Larry Wachowski, Andy Wachowski, a marriage to a vampire sister and her brother, the Ord Dracul, as well as FBI Agent Carrie Anne-Moss, to prison, for the early warning on the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks, humiliating the Clowyster Scouts, and foiling Keanu Reeves.


Friedrich Nietzsche: Personally authored by ancestor Friedrich Nietzsche, a right-handed Castillian Berber Noble of Spain.


Sherlock Holmes: The method of removing a nullification scientist or witness or expert or priest, Guy Fawkes, personally penned by each "Watts", the victim, the mauser cable man.


Robin Hood: The retelling of the Minotaur Legend, the marriage of a cop stalker to the sheriff, to separate training for division of labor, always blamed on the other spouse, to the teachers in the family.


The Joker: Batman smokes cigarettes (or claims to have asthma, and smokes pot).


The Princess and the Frog: The writer cuts a deal with an old Jamaican friend of the family, driving a child criminally insane.


Smokin' Aces: Darwin Tremor, and his two cousins, create a witch hunt, against those that want marijuana illegal, as accusation of being in a "drug syndicate", when in fact it's children's actors and magicians.


Shakespeare: The hunt for Othello, Longshanks or any of their friends, plus Romeo and Juliet, Clan Montague, Midsummer Night's Dream, write-in as Puck, and MacBeth, title character.


Bickford Schmeckler's Cool Ideas: The mass draft of special education students that go to college, for their sped advice, given to small business, based on IRA capture nets.


Sixty Pills: A chronicle of the drug informant, campus intelligence, and police attorney college culture in New England.


Dorm Daze: The prohibition in campus culture, to strippers, prostitutes, dominatrixes, and 'domineers' (the kid who doesn't know he's topping everyone like a strip party).


Van Wilder: The Van Meter dorm's last days, after the Butterfield tragedy, and those legends inside it, the kids who can't get degrees because of the campus controversy over piracy culture in fieldings, the law programs. 


Deadpool: The first and second films, with Deadpool as the legendary drug dealer that stole Marvel, from the Lucchese, the New York police veterans and 'SHIELD', the police that mimic Chinese culture to betray Asians, Mulattos, and multicultralist Gringos, 'spics' in their terms.


"Jack Sparrow" by Michael Bolton: Michael Bolton, intended to hang out on a roleplaying game at college, just as a friend and gamer, is revealed to be a major cinephile, and gets recruited by the NSA, to shut down the NRA's anti-drug, anti-cigarettes, anti-alcohol message, in favor of American liberties intended for all men and women and children.


"Genghis Khan" by Miike Snow: The chronicle of the rivalry between the Charleboises, and the Williamsons, dating to Attleboro, Massachusetts, in the 1960s, the mutual forced avoidance to the Vietnam War, between Mike and Ian, Charlebois and Williamson, due to Duane Henry Johnson, father of Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Ray Hulka, two bullies that wouldn't let legendary families serve, because soldiers in America smoke pot; unlike Nazis, in World War 2, who used psychiatric wards instead.  The Yidzers, are the National Socialists, Paperclip draw and drafts, later Israelis.


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