The Buccaneer Five Codewords

The Five Strategies of Poker From the Cowards (French Cards Dupes of Ghouls):

Poker, the game, contains a stratagem per last name applied, the honor bestowed upon mastering Hindu economics, given a new name, to be carried by a man, with insight from a woman, for the champion, to create a new last name, a new family line.  Here, are the strategies of the Editor, four passed down among the greatest families of blood, plus the fifth strategy, the Editor’s invention.

Coward: The Jerk.  You a player on the table, complains about another player, you make a big bet against the player, drafting them for field cover, a King Arthur, with you as Mordred, their bastard son.

Bombardier: The Flush.  A player, has an advantage to you, in terms of chips, you start playing in terms of strategy, and stop playing in terms of gambling, instead using narrow insights in terms of mathematically duplicatable terms of tactics, with the individual logic being the cards played on stage ahead on table, to lure players into a fold against your fold, with the high hand signaled until somebody takes it, then a fold is performed immediately.  At this point, the hands will even out, with playing low, until the stacks of chips are equal, then you can engage the lowest player, the player signaling the highest, the easiest stack to take, the player that has worked himself or herself into a fictitious fantasy.

Jolibois: Bleak.  A player, you have acquired as a second-in-command, an XO, through them stealing your chips through an easy win on a bad draw, is nominated, in your mind, as your overseer, your watchman.  The rest of the table, is gambled against, by you, always supporting your XO, with a fold, until they are the least popular player on the table, and when you are challenged directly, you fold, making them the electorate politic of the table, over the hand, the game played without silence.  At this point, you will remove the XO, from play, after they have accrued chips from challenge of other players, playing on your behalf, by allowing the XO to cease gambling with you, and instead oppose the concept of the game itself, self-defeating into your pocket.

Charlebois: Bitch.  You have selected one player, your most promising student, off-game, to be the bitch, to be the one you have introduced the theory to, off table, and they will become the most incompetent however most creative player.  They will recruit you, to their side, and then, they will recruit you into a conspiracy, attempting to play table politics, instead of search-and-destroy, whereupon you will abandon them, to play a gambler’s set against them, and only them, until they yield to you their chips, after having gathered the rest of the table’s chips, having postured against you in a secondary intonation of form of the logical term, hence they will understand you as their hiring party of mercenary origin, and the rest as a draft party, to be fought and lieutenant-fragged, as if pirates matching culture, their natural origin, however loyal to you, the logic spreading to the rest of the table, benefiting you only in terms of submission culture.

Sabbat: Cheat.  The players are allowed to cheat, off you, the player, with the weak hand by virtue of hosting the tournament, whereupon they will be backstabbing each other, to get you, the player that plays honestly.  The female players, will all cheat off you as well, but as long as you do not cheat in return, they will not aggress against you, until the end of the round, or before if they have judged a player also cheating through a legal method.  At which point, the female winner, will be your date, with the winnings, to an eatery of their choice, to discuss a topic over than cards, a spy movie recommended, never Bond, always Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, to out yourself as heterosexual, and affiliate with their business mercantile interest.