Dumbledore (The Conspiracy)

 

The Parapsychology of Sexual Disorder (Harry, You're a Wizard, I See You Pissing):

Let's put on the Editor's Dumbledore hat.  The incipient point of a breakout of bondage practicioners, psychotic breaks, pedophiles, freelance writers, and petty journalists, amid a horde of terrified townsfolk and humiliated parents, is the Wiccans. 

A witch, or Wiccan as they prefer due to their enjoyment of fine baskets (which I enjoy as well, they are quaint), is created when an individual makes a reference to the anus retaining feces, to a woman, at any age.  She will then insert her finger, on the toilet, into the anus, with toilet paper, attempting to wipe more deeply.

This induces a state where she will create a number of 'wizards', actually savante intellectuals, that taste their own feces or fluids, after taunts, inherently picking up on the nature of their sitting postures, and connoting their nostrils and mouths, to her asshole, wishing them to 'share' with her, due to the hyper-stimulation of the anus when wiping after defecating and urinating as a woman on the toilet. 

These savante intellectuals, eventually become bondage practicioners, the male and female athletes as tops, the male and female academics as bottoms, with switches developing from successful candidates for authorship, and others becoming overweight and cohabiting, becoming pedophiles.

At this point, psychotic breaks begin occuring age 18-25, from wars between the bondage practicioners that have passed, involving manipulations of feces passing on the toilet, men and women congregating in bathroom stalls while fighting over normal women, who have no interest in the men and women that they find disgusting from placing feces and urination ordered fingers, on the face, a 'tastyface', meaning they lick shit and piss, rarely shave, don't take care of their hair properly, etc.

The victims, become 'hippies', source of thieved materials, and the victors, become 'rakes', the individuals stealing the material from the hippies.  At this point, the hippies, all psychotic breaks, some in treatment, duel with the rakes, all in isolated situations with 'circles', groups of people who they taunt the hippies with while unaware that the police are closing in on both. 

The final duel, is the match between the hippie champion, the Card, and the rake administrator, the Theosopher, each set pairing off with an isolated Card seeing if he can best the Theosopher by getting the Card's work stolen with a Flip, a maneuver of one franchise, stolen for another, with a third veneer, the related opposition to both, as the true maneuver.  If the Theosopher performs the Flip, he will lose, and the Card, can become a Master, while the Theosopher, becomes a Publicist.  If the Theosopher, does not perform the Flip, they both go Bankrupt.

This is to eliminate breeding stock from a town, of any individual foolish enough to be liberal and not immediately accost someone making a passive-aggressive gesture.

{Field Report: Flip of inverted 007 (EON) into DC Comics through Law and Order format with Spider-Man, assassination of J. Jonah Jameson, Stanley Lieberman, with Dave Mustaine architected theft of character property.  UMBRELLA.}