Childhood Parenting Strategies

Standard: Heterosexual Male: Buddhism, ages 8-10.  Erections unassisted. Heterosexual Homophobic Mal: Buddhist male, fasted, espionage service.  Shi'ism. Bisexual Male: Non-Buddhism, cock ring used for erection.  Lutheran, National Socialist. Homosexual Male: Bisexual male, converting to Buddhism, ages 16-20.  Sunni Muslim. Pedophile: Bisexual or homosexual male, using Buddhist parables; impossible to understand, for heterosexual or homophobic male; taken from multiple sclerotics. Heterosexual Female: Buddhism ages 8-10. uterus. Heterosexual Homophobic Female: Heterosexual female, sexual relationship with politician, outside of wedlock.  Burkha; Jewish female. Bisexual Female; Heterosexual female, or homophobic female, raped by other female, or committing act of rape, if not a lesbian. Lesbian Female: Female not practicing Buddhism ages 8-10; actress, histrionic sociopath.  No uterus, incapable of orgasm; rape victim if sex with male. Serial Killer Female:...

 Development Theory: A style can be developed to mimic Latent Savantism (Charlie Day, Jim Bowie, David Bowie, Gary Kasparov, Andrei Olnesti), by taking a set of three, placing two inverted (and submersed) from the intended use on proper height of learning annex. This is a simple ceremonial, religious, or ritual formula. Home Economics Theory: An exercise in the father's career, through a youth association, can be taught through coaching of how to perform rite of passage task; therefore, the child will promote at all times, even in defeat, from the father's managed position at his job. This is a court room formula, to breed a defendant, prosecutor, plaintiff, attorney, or training advisor. Self-Help Theory: If countered to submission, then a self-help book can be taken, to break out of the force of the quatrains employed (the four set field pattern, with the fifth). Matching the instructor of the book's intent by label, however subverting the listed intent of the system, wil...

Proctors: Sarah Brown, NSA technical, adult.  Adrian Wong, Taiwanese Navy, student.    Edward III/Captain James Pitcairn (Alexandra Rhzanova nee Gaetano):  "Longshanks".  Forced senile, prohibited meat or dairy. John Kitsey Bikcer (Gemma Kite): "Caymans".  Forced ravenous, converted to Judaism. U'Niall/Hugh of Tyrone (Daviid Charlebois): "Dick Tracy".  Forced psychopathic, ADHD. JP Morgan/Adolf Hitler (William Morgan): "Gestapo".  Prenatally bred, as Richard Ramirez, "Simba".  William Wallace/Empress Theodora (Jenna Williamson): "Lois Lane".  Imbibed on stevel marn, can't eat pork. Bob Kane/Charlie Manson (Matthew Lennox): "Eric Cartman". Colonoscopy, mayonnaise and ham. George W. Bush/Aleister Crowley (Max Morningstar): "Weasel Tree".  Judo removed, replaced with crane praying mantis. Sirhan Sirhan/Diana of Wales (Jessica Long): "Cain's Nymph".  Forced mute, ears boxed by obese "...