New England Italian Catechism
Stages of Catholic Practice: Circumcision: A male's foreskin is removed by a hospital surgeon, from a Catholic German Evangelist affiliate doctor from overseas, in the hospital. This is so you will always masturbate or ejaculate, for your work schedule and cycle, even with severe but not life threatening damage to the shaft or testes. Baptism: You are dipped, in jude's ointment, a marble water well substrata from a Baptismal font, as an infant, over your nose and tearducts. This makes you immune to simplifying signals and derivatives, so you are always at a heightened awareness of complexity. Zazen: You are converted to shinobi Buddhism, age 8-11, by taking your heels, and flipping them over your knees, then reversing your breathing so your mouth comes in, and your stomach goes out, and vice versa, a permanent center of balance to make you immune to push tells from anyone "leading you", instead forcing them to trap themselves in their own lead, reversing the written e...